The Perfidy of the Object Is Always a Subjective Perfidy

This Painting Is Dedicated to the Pump-and-Dump Tricks of the Art Markets

This Painting Is Dedicated to the Younger Artists' Penchant for a More Unobtrusive Use of Colour

This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Artistic Urge for Recognition

This Painting Is Artistically Dedicated to His Near Perspective of a Possible Future

This Painting Is Dedicated to "Digitalisation First" in the Art Business

This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Cultural Validity

This Painting Is Dedicated to the Dignity of Its Viewer

This Painting Is Dedicated to the Beauty of Its Exhibition Space

This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Art Industry

In Switzerland it Is Illegal to Keep Only One Guinea Pig

Everything Goes and Nothing Runs

One Should at Least Have the Small Baccalaureate

I Greet My Father, My Mother and Especially My Parents

Trees Retain Their Foliage Longer When They Are Near Street Lamps

I Could also Have Painted You Kangaroos Jumping Backwards

También podría haberos pintado un cuadro con más sensibilidad

I Could also Have Painted You Drug-Taking Dolphins

The Mating Act Lasts Up to 48 Hours in Martens

Some Marten Species Love Sex More Than Others

Martens Are Crazy About Eggs

Martens Are Crepuscular or Nocturnal

A Female Marten Dies If She Does Not Have Sex for a Year

Most Martens Are Solitary Animals

The Number of Teeth on a Marten Varies from 28 to 38, Depending on the Species

Newborn Martens Are Nest Feeders

Martens Have Differently Shaped Penis Bones

Martens Are Dog-Like Predators

Raccoon Dogs Are Revered for Their Testicles

The Urine of the Asien Binturong Smells Like Popcorn

European Otters Hate Bridges

Otter Hold Hands

Otters Are not All the Same

Raccoon Dogs Cannot Bark