I Know That The Voices in My Head Are Not Real, but Sometimes They Have Fantastic Ideas...

Balloons Should Be Well-Knotted So That They Don’t Air Out

And How Much Does the Free Weekend Cost?

Those Who Make Backups Are Cowards!

Turks Are Really Nice. They Always Ask Whether You Have Problems.

That Others Are Different, Think Differently, Act Differently Is Only Half As Bad As the Fact That They Are There at All

Everyone Says They Only Want What’s Best for Me………..But They Never Get It!

I’m So Clever, I’m So Clever. C-L-E-V-A-R.

I Was Born on the 25th of February. Funny, Huh? On the Same Day As My Own Birthday!.

Perhaps I Should Have Painted You Something Less Humorously Hip, and Instead More Unimaginative in Its Detail

I Should Perhaps Have Shown More Painterly Appreciation for this Mountain

I Should Have also Painted You Something More Virtuous for the Bedroom

You Don’t Only Always Have to Take. You Can also Simply Accept to Take Something As a Present.

How Often Have I Said That You Should Not Lead Seekers Astray

Swallow, Don’t Eat!

Excuse Me! Just a Little Joke. It Needs to Be From Time to Time.

You Are Struck With an Arrow When You Fall in Love. Everything Afterward Shouldn’t Hurt Any More.